In the United States, an old lady walking down the sidewalk dragging two garbage bags. One was torn and, on occasion, a note fell from $ 20 through the hole.
- Really? What the hell! (Replied the old lady). I better go back and see if they caught the fallen ... Thanks for letting me know.
- No, officer, my backyard overlooks a golf course has a lot of golfers urinating a hole in my fence, right into the flower bed. That bothered me, killed my flowers ... Then I thought, "why not take advantage of the situation?".
Now, I'm pretty quiet, behind the fence, with garden shears. Whenever a thread the "instrument" on the fence, I grab the instrument and say:
- Fair enough (says the cop, laughing at the story.) OK, good luck! But, by the way, what do you have in another bag?