Aug 29, 2013

Jet Fuel



 Jet Fuel



 

Shane and Phil were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft engineers in Melbourne, Australia.

One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the
 hangar with nothing to do.

Phil said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'
  

Shane  says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and
 get a  buzz. You  wanna try it?'  

So  they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze,
 get completely smashed, and have a great evening.  

The  next morning Phil wakes up and is surprised at how good he
 feels. In fact he feels GREAT!
 
NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!

Then the phone rings. It's Shane. Shane says, 'Hey, how are you
 this morning?'

Phil says, 'I feel great, how about you?'

Shane, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a  hangover?'
  

Phil says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing.
 We ought to do this more often. In fact I'm going to be having only jet fuel from now on'

Shane,'Yeah, well... there is just one thing.'
  

'What's that?'

'Have you farted yet?'

'No.'

'Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in New Zealand'