Everything's Under Control This Morning
We are beginning this fine day with our current complement of lunatics and nitwits running key agencies of various national governments All world leaders are extremely confident that the planet will continue to survive for the next 24 to 36 hours.
Our psycho-squirrel wishes to start the day on the right foot with this message:
And all personnel have been notified of the effects of RedBull in your morning coffee, so we hope people will not begin the day with an energy deficit
Okay, now on the count of three, run into the streets and make believe you don't know a single soul, with the exception of LipWide, our pilot (below). You are free to ignore him if you are so inclinded