Her husband says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep it."
Several days later, his brother came over to visit. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is. She says, "He's out there in his bass boat," pointing to the field behind the house.
His brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother, sitting in a fishing boat, with a rod in his hand, down in the middle of a big field. He yells out to the brother, "What the hell are you doing?"
He replies "I'm fishin'. What the hell does it look like I'm a doing?"
The brother yells back at him, "It's people like you that give folks from Arkansas a bad name, making everybody think we are stupid. If I could only swim, I'd come out thar an' kick your ass."