Jan 15, 2013

Famous People Resume Qualifications


Famous People Resume Qualifications

Julius Caesar: My last job involved a lot of office politics and back stabbing. I'd like to get away from all that. 

Jesse James: I can list among my experiences and skills: leadership, extensive travel, logistical organization, intimate understanding of firearms, and a knowledge of security measures at numerous banks. 

Marie Antoinette: My management style has been criticized, but I'd like to think of myself as a people person. 

Joseph Guillotin: I can give your company a head start on the competition. 

Hamlet: My postilion was eliminated in a hostile takeover. 

Pandora: I can bring a lot to your company. I like discovering new things. 

Genghis Khan: My primary talent is downsizing. On my last job I downsized my staff, my organization, and the populations of several countries. 

Macbeth: Would I go after my boss's job? Do I look like the kind of guy who would knock off his boss for a promotion? 

Lady Godiva: What do you mean this isn't business casual? 

Elvis: My last boss and I...say, are you going to eat those fries?