Dec 4, 2012

"Orange Penis" ;-)




 
"Orange Penis"

Joe goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. My penis is orange."

The doctor pauses to think and asks Joe to drop his pants so he can check.

Damned if Joe's organ isn't bright orange.

Doc tells Joe, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life."

Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the Doc asks Joe, "How are things going at work?"

Joe responds that he was fired about six weeks ago for not revealing where he was from.

The
Doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress.

Joe responds, "No. The boss was a real jerk, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every week which gave me no time to participate in my on line group and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting paid double what I got on the old job and my new boss, named Kevin is a really great guy."

So the Doc figures this isn't the reason. He asks Joe, "How's your home life?"

So Joe says, "Well, I got divorced about eight months ago."

The Doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of Joe's stress.

But Joe says, "No. For years, all I listened to was "nag, nag, nag." Gosh, am I glad to be rid of that old bitch!"

So the Doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer. He inquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a social life?"

Joe replies, "No, not really. Most nights I just sit naked at home, watch some porno flicks and munch on Cheetos!"


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