T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.
Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.
Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured
Put in for Workers Compensation.................. and Went home for the rest of the day on sick leave...
AND THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!