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How Vibrators Are Better Than Men! `It's happy to keep going until we're satisfied. `Vibrators don't prematurely ejaculate `A vibrator doesn't have an orgasm first and then just stop "vibrating." `They don't get tired after the first time `You never have to lie to a vibrator by saying it was good or ... that you had an orgasm. `Vibrators are never too busy watching the game on TV ... or Fishin'! `Vibrators never go limp and rubbery, you simply replace the batteries when it tires. `Batteries are cheaper than pick up trucks!! `You can throw them in a drawer and only take them out when you want to! `Vibrators don't hog the remote ... Nor the computer!! `We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut. `Position is your choice, not his. `You don't have to suck it. `It works "while" the sports games are on. `It always is hard. `It doesn't leave a mess behind. `You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it. `It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs. `It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards. `You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home. `You don't have to cook it breakfast and pretend to be interested in it the next morning. `They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if you are in the mood. `They never drink too much and embarrass you. `You don't have to tell the vibrator he's the best you ever had! `Safe sex without a rubber `Vibrators don't ask who your Daddy is `Vibrators do what you want them to do at ALL times! `Vibrators are portable so you can do it anytime anywhere you want!! `They never ask how they were. `They don't burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you. `You don't have to stroke its ego. `They never wake up at 4 a.m. asking for another get-go. `It doesn't leave a wet spot. `You can carry it with you at all times, and not feel obligated to feed it. `It doesn't require "a little lip action" to get hard `It has no problem finding the "g spot." `You know exactly where its been. `Vibrators don't care if you get crumbs in the bed.