Oct 16, 2012

HOW VIBRATORS ARE BETTER THAN MEN!



How Vibrators Are Better Than Men!

`It's happy to keep going until we're satisfied.

`Vibrators don't prematurely ejaculate

`A vibrator doesn't have an orgasm first and then just stop "vibrating."

`They don't get tired after the first time

`You never have to lie to a vibrator by saying it was good or ... that you had an orgasm.

`Vibrators are never too busy watching the game on TV ... or Fishin'!

`Vibrators never go limp and rubbery, you simply replace the batteries when it tires.

`Batteries are cheaper than pick up trucks!!

`You can throw them in a drawer and only take them out when you want to!

`Vibrators don't hog the remote ... Nor the computer!!

`We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut.

`Position is your choice, not his.

`You don't have to suck it.

`It works "while" the sports games are on.

`It always is hard.

`It doesn't leave a mess behind.

`You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it.

`It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs.

`It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards.

`You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home.

`You don't have to cook it breakfast and pretend to be interested in it the next morning.

`They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if you are in the mood.

`They never drink too much and embarrass you.

`You don't have to tell the vibrator he's the best you ever had!

`Safe sex without a rubber

`Vibrators don't ask who your Daddy is

`Vibrators do what you want them to do at ALL times!

`Vibrators are portable so you can do it anytime anywhere you want!!

`They never ask how they were.

`They don't burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you.

`You don't have to stroke its ego.

`They never wake up at 4 a.m. asking for another get-go.

`It doesn't leave a wet spot.

`You can carry it with you at all times, and not feel obligated to feed it.

`It doesn't require "a little lip action" to get hard

`It has no problem finding the "g spot."

`You know exactly where its been.

`Vibrators don't care if you get crumbs in the bed.