Have the Best One-Night Stand of Your Life
In answer to the question "What's wrong?"
The same old thing. - Nothing.
Nothing. - Everything.
Everything. - My PMS is acting up.
Nothing, really. - It's just that you're such an asshole.
I don't want to talk about it. - Go away, I'm still building up evidence against you.
Can't we just be friends? - There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.
I just need some space - ...without you in it
Can you help me with my homework? - If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me.
Do I look fat in this dress? - We haven't had a fight in a while
No, pizza's fine - Cheap bastard
I just do not want a boyfriend now - I just do not want (you as a) boyfriend
I don't know; what do you want to do - I can't believe that you have nothing planned
I don't really mind where we eat - ....As long as it's the place I've already decided on
I like you but... - I don't like you
You never listen - You never listen
We're moving too quickly - I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Bio has a girlfriend
I'll be ready in a minute - I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.
Oh Yes! Right there - Well, near there; I just want to get this over with
I'm just going out with the girls - We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends
There's no one else - I am doing your brother