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May 2, 2011
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Relationships
The weakest part of a Relation comes when one of the Person has to give explanation to prove the TRUST!
A Good Relationship is not when two 'Perfect people' come together; It is when two 'Imperfect people' learn to enjoy the Differences!
The Minute U think of giving up any Relation - Think of the reason why U held it for so Long!
Learn the wisdom of COMPROMISE - It is better to bend a little, rather than to break a Relationship forever!
A Relationship doesn't shine by shaking hands in the BEST of times; But, it blossoms by holding Hands firmly in the MOST Critical situations!
True Horror Story...
This happened about a month ago near Lonavala. A guy was driving from Mumbai to Pune and decided not to take the new expressway as he wants to see the scenery. The inevitable happens and when he reaches the ghats his car breaks down - he's stranded miles from nowhere. Having no choice he starts walking on the side of the road, hoping to get a lift to the nearest town. It's dark and raining. And pretty soon he's wet and shivering. The night rolls on and no car goes by, the rain is so heavy he can hardly see a few feet ahead of him.
Suddenly he sees a car coming towards him. It slows and then stops next to him - without thinking the guy opens the door and jumps in. Seated in the back, he leans forward to thank the person who had saved him.
When he realizes there is nobody behind the wheel!!!
Even though there's no one in the front seat and no sound of any engine, the car starts moving slowly. The guy looks at the road ahead and sees a curve coming. Scared almost to death he starts to pray, begging the Lord for his life.
He hasn't come out of shock, when just before he hits the curve, a hand appears through the window and moves the wheel! The car makes the curve safely and continues on the road to the next bend.
The guy, now paralyzed in terror, watches how the hand appears every time they are before a curve and moves the steering wheel just enough to get the car around each bend.
Finally, the guy sees lights ahead. Gathering his courage he wrenches Opens the door of the silent, slowly moving car, scrambles out and runs as hard as he can towards the lights.
It's a small town. He stumbles into a dhaba, and asks for a drink, and breaks down. Then he
starts talking about the horrible experience he's just been through.
There is dead silence in the dhaba when he stops talking ......
Go on reading . The scariest part is still ahead..
.... And that's when Santa and Banta Singh walk into the dhaba. Santa points and says "Look Banta - that's the weird guy who got into our car when we were pushing it."
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Obama Announces Death of Osama Bin Laden
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This image made from video broadcast on Sunday, Oct. 7, 2001 shows Osama bin Laden at an undisclosed location.
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U.S. President Barack Obama has announced that the world's most wanted terrorist, al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden, was killed by U.S. forces Sunday during a firefight at a compound deep inside Pakistan.
Mr. Obama made the announcement during a live nationwide television address at the White House Sunday night.
This development comes nearly 10 years after the catastrophic attacks by al-Qaida operatives on the United States on September 11, 2001.
U.S. forces have been hunting the Saudi terrorist kingpin ever since. Sunday's action was conducted in Abbotabad, in the Hazara area on the edge of Punjab.
Mr. Obama said bin Laden was not a Muslim leader, but a "mass murderer of Muslims." The president said bin Laden was located with the help of Pakistani intelligence, and that he authorized the operation after months of pursuing an intelligence lead.
Mr. Obama called the operation the most significant achievement in the mission to defeat al-Qaida, and said bin Laden's demise should be welcomed by all those who believe in peace and human dignity. The president said "justice has been done."
Watch President Obama's Announcement:
Former U.S. president George W. Bush called bin Laden's death a "momentous achievement" that marks a victory for America. Mr. Bush, who was president during the 2001 terror attacks, said in a statement Sunday that America has sent "an unmistakable message" that justice will be done.
Former president Bill Clinton also issued a statement Sunday congratulating Mr. Obama and members of the U.S. armed forces. He said it was a "profoundly important moment" for the families of those killed in the September 11 attacks, and for those around the world who want to build a future of peace and freedom.
Mr. Obama said he spoke by telephone with Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari, and that Sunday was a good and historic day for both nations.
President Obama said there is "no doubt" al-Qaida will continue to pursue attacks, and he said the U.S. must remain vigilant at home and abroad.
The U.S. State Department has issued an alert warning of "enhanced potential for anti-American violence" following bin Laden's death.
Seven Deadly Sins of Relationship
These are the things guaranteed to turn her off or upset her in the bedroom. Hopefully you'll realise by her reaction that she's upset but sometimes she might silently simmer. Neither's a good situation or the result you want if you'd like to see more of her.
Take the following seven deadly sex sins seriously.
Sex sin #1: bringing up the past
You discuss - even in a way that you think is 'tactful' - what sex was like with your ex-girlfriend. Now, it's true, there might be a teeny-tiny part of her that's curious to hear about your past sex life. But - and it's a big BUT - most of her doesn't really want to know.
She'd rather pretend that you two are like teenage virgins. Plus that you - the man she likes and wants to herself - hasn't really done anything, with any woman, before meeting her. There's no way she wants to feel she's competing with your ex in the bedroom so keep your lips sealed.
Sex sin #2: not returning the favour
You ask for, but don't give it - particularly when it comes to oral s**.
Lots of guys avoid giving oral s** because they're really not sure how to do it - and don't want to make a hash of it ruining their confidence. Not a good enough excuse! If you expect her to give it then it's only good manners to give it back.
If in doubt about technique, ask her when things are hotting up exactly how she likes it done. Experiment a little and take time asking her for more feedback as you go.
Sex sin #3: repetition, repetition, repetition
Okay, so when it gets down to full penetrative sex lots of men have quite specific needs when it comes to the stimulation they need. But so do women. Make sure that things are working for her, too, rather than focusing on them purely doing it for you.
Sex sin #4: being too filthy for words
Yes, definitely, loads of women appreciate a little bit of sex-chat, a bit of talking dirty. They're quite happy when things get a bit dirty, like you telling her how super-sexy and lush she feels at the peak of excitement.
There's a big difference though between some dirty talk and being downright filthy. Hit the filthy button too soon and you turn her right off. However, warm things up nice and slow and she'll be happy to join in.
Sex sin #5: letting rip
Many men think it's funny when they let rip in the bedroom. Although a few women might giggle about it most want to feel that you care about them enough not to treat them like one of the lads.
Sex sin #6: sleeping on the job
It's true that many people feel sleepy with the release of certain brain chemicals after they climax.
But, come on, you've got to find the energy to give her a hug, whisper something nice to her, and then you can roll over.
Sex sin #7: going too fast
You 'finish' before her - with or without letting her know that the end is near!
Not only is this a sex sin but pretty much a capital crime when it comes to your sex life and relationship. Some men think it's okay to finish first as long as they tell her they're about to climax.
Scratch that thought. Whether you let her know or not, there's not much a woman can do about it once you've reached your peak. You need to learn enough control so you can check out how she's doing, and then use that as a guide to how much longer you need to last.
Familiarise yourself with these and in her eyes you'll definitely be onto a winner rather than being a bedroom sinner.
By Dr Pam via MSN UK
